Fortunate Encounters (The Sign Series Book 1) by Caterina Passarelli

Author:Caterina Passarelli [Passarelli, Caterina]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Book One: Bunnies
Published: 2018-09-17T16:00:00+00:00

12

Incoming text message: Clark

You want me to fuck you, buddy?

Buddy? His immature text message makes me angry. After our night on the kitchen island, Clark waited days to reach out. To be honest, I didn’t reach out to him either. I didn’t know what to say.

Thanks for the orgasm in your kitchen.

Thanks for causing me to have insecurities.

Thanks for letting me walk out the door without you chasing after me.

Thanks for being such a douche, that I went on a date with a crazy biter.

His message does not deserve a response. The bell rings and my students take their seats. First hour, second hour, and third hour fly by without another thought of Clark. I’m much too busy making sure these teenagers learn all they need to get into top universities—or their parents will kill me.

It’s not until lunchtime rolls around that I’m left staring at my phone. I could just delete the text, block his number, and be done for good.

Before I can hit the button to erase it, Lauren and Grace storm into my classroom door.

“Spill the beans,” Lauren says, taking a seat in the front row.

Grace follows behind to take the seat next to her. “How big is his penis?”

“Oh my God!” I shriek. Did sweet, innocent Grace really just use the word penis? I’m mortified.

“Don’t play coy and ‘Oh my God’ us. Tell us what we want to know,” Lauren commands.

When did I enter an interrogation room with two cops?

“Neither of you tell me your sex stories. Why do I have to share mine?” I shoot them quizzical looks.

They’re both quiet for just a second, leaving me to believe I made my point.

“We are married. We don’t have sex,” Grace says.

“We need to live vicariously through you!” Lauren shouts, a little too excitedly. “Give us something … boxers or briefs? Come on.”

I glance at my watch, hoping that lunch will be over any minute, but I see they still have a good fifteen minutes to question me.

“Fine. I’ll give you a few details. First, boxers or briefs? That’s not even a good question to ask, but if you need to know, boxer briefs. His penis, and no one says the word penis, is massive. He had his way with me over the kitchen island.”

Their jaws drop. They turn to face each other and shriek in excitement.

“Oh my God. He took her over the kitchen island!”

Lauren leans in closer to Grace. “And he has a massive dick!”

“You and Clark would be so cute!” Grace cheers and claps her hands. “And you’d have beautiful little babies. Oh, can we be bridesmaids in your wedding?”

“No, none of that is happening.”

They both roll their eyes. “Don’t say that! It could totally happen,” Lauren says.

“No.” I stand firm.

“Yes,” they both say.

“No.”

“Why are you so negative? You don’t want to be married?” Grace quizzes me.

My heart rate escalates. “Yes, I want to get married. No, that’s not going to happen with Clark.”

“And why not?” the two cops ask in unison.

I blurt out, “Because we are just friends with benefits.

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